Archive
Welcome to our complete archive of all the stories and articles we have written for this site in the past. Each one is a miniature masterpiece, of taste, refinement and style. In our own opinion of course ;)
- Hello !
- Official: Queen Mother is a Cyborg
- Longest Ever Pregnancy Ends After 257 Months
- AOL 5.0 Reviewed
- Teletubbies - Genetic Experiment Gone Wrong
- Latest in Cat Prevention
- Kenny Baker Nominated for Oscar
- Killer Hedgehogs Terrorise South East England
- Grainy US Alien Autopsy Film Scandal
- Christina Aguilera Revealed to be a Genie from a Bottle
- Jesus Apologises for Missing Second Coming
- Carlos Santana is the AntiChrist
- Luxembourg Declares War on Everybody
- Bluetooth, latest in wireless communication
- Honey Bees Start Strike Action
- Chair made me do it claims defendant in court
- Luxembourg vs Everyone War Update
- Rock 'n' Roll's Darkest Hour
- Sainsburys Heats Up Supermarket Price War
- Microsoft Releases Windows 2000 Keyboard
- Navy breaks the Prime Directive
- Dinosaur in Garden Genocide
- EXCLUSIVE Eastenders in the new millennium.
- Cult Plans Revolutionary Evolution
- Luxembourgs Plan B Revealed
- Star Wars Episode II to have adult certificate
- Prince Naseem Hamed Beaten!
- Ali G Storms Out of Charity Chess Match
- Scientist Invents Miracle Beer
- Royal Shakespeare Company Produces Panto
- Big Bird Devoured ?
- Changes to be made in F1
- DFTFC bought by the BBC
- Geoffrey from Rainbow found in Bin
- Church moves Christmas to avoid clash with Christ's Birthday
- Oil of Olay reveals new model for Skin Care Products Advert
- Crime Rate Reaches Record High in the City of Dis
- Future Time Travel News Shocker!
- Prime Minister - Pokemon Champion
- The Earths Core proving unpopular with Tourists
- Sarah Michelle Gellar 'used to be a man'
- Mathematician finds true value of Pi to be 3.15
- Novelty Phone Rings added as Eighth Deadly Sin
- Exclusive No News!
- Alien Queen - I'm not a bitch
- CIA Operation Mama revealed...
- Bridge to be built across River Styx
- Leo Blair: an investigation
- Animal Protests Flare Up Again
- Steps in Gilla Monster Sex Orgy Shocker!
- Gielgud and Cartland
- Yoda in Sex 'n' Drugs Confession
- Government reviles new plans for Millennium Dome
- Millions, but at what price?
- Osmonds on the Loose Again!
- Old Woman Swallows Dog
- New Big Brother TV Channel Announced
- Latest Computer Virus: Hoax
- Game Console Wars!
- Scientist Clone Cashew Nut, Nobody Cares
- Plans to privatise nuclear bases
- Blockade Fever Sweeps Britain
- New Star Trek series to be launched
- America in the Red
- The Scots solve exam mess up
- Global Warming Solution
- Wimbledon Common Murder Blamed on Wombles
- Break Through for Cure for Cancer
- Details of new Conservative financial policy revealed.
- Tiger Lily questioned over Yates Death
- Earth Consumed by Fire! NEWS: Whoops!
- Cyanide: The new club drug
- Trisha show is real - Shocker
- Solution found to Election results publishing problem
- Mayor Ken's secret plans for London!
- UK Millionaire Winner was a Set-up?
- Millionaire Scandal: Latest developments (2)
- American Election Over?
- Euan Blair Made Me Pregnant !
- Parky Has His Revenge
- Britain poorly represented at the International Suicide Cult Convention
- Bush in power for 24 hours, World War III still hasn't started.
- Napster to download beer rather than MP3s
- Doctors 'did their best', Robinson did the rest!
- Britain prepared for Norman Invasion
- Exclusive: NPL Breaks the Light Barrier !
- Tipp-ex Soon To Be Extinct
- New Pop Sensations Unveiled
- Binary Weekend
- Supermarket Stars: latest TV sensation
- Time Machine Destroyed
- Was there life on Mars?
- James Bond 'Not Docusoap'
- Harry Potter sells more copies than The Bible
- George Bush and girl
- Clinton on fire
- Flying into the sun
- Mowlam on the sofa
- Car crash in carpark
- Plane and sound barrier
- Government house somewhere
- Skeleton theatre
- Man taped to wall
- Jesus parachute
- Fishing
- Russian Dolls
- Child on swing
- Prescott punching
- Cannabis field
- Car in alley
- Donkey cart
- The Patriot
- Editorial
- IRON MAIDEN - Brave New World (EMI, 2000)
- Editorial
- Peter Gabriel - Ovo: The Millennium Show
- BADLY DRAWN BOY - The Hour of Bewilderbeast (Twisted Nerve, 2000)
- Aural Pleasure - Radio Head - **Kid A**
- NEWS: Updates!
- GODSPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR! - Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antenna To Heaven
- Army of Darkness - Evil Dead 3
- Sean the Irish Bastard - The Next Generation
- Planet of the Apes
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- Editorial
- Welcome
- Update
- Not actually dead
- Monkey Found
- Spring Clean