Update
We’re still alive. Although now scattered across the globe… How we long for the days of old when all we used to do was write satire.
A mad old satirical news site from the dawn of the Internet archived for posterity
Drink from the
furry cup
All the news without the kumquats
Contents
Editors
- ChilliBear
- Hungry Caterpillar
- Sean the Irish Bastard
- Spunk-Monkey
- Winnie the Poo
- Hoffin' Bigman
- Helter-Skelter
- Niloc
- Saunders
- Dai Laffin
- Digger
Quintessential Quote
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Pick of the Best
Past Poll
How did you find out about DFTFC?
- I'm an editor
- I'm a friend of an editor
- I'm a friend of a friend of an editor
- Posting on a newsgroup
- Website link
- Surfing for porn
- Found the URL on a pipe inside a dam
Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all the way up to 2014 so please don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - It's actually made up! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all supposed to be good fun... honest :)